Wednesday, December 16, 2009

International Relations

Emily is trying to call her hostel in Dubai to tell them that she will be checking in late ( 9 pm) when she gets there. The caps lock indicates excitement, not anger.

Emily: Hello. I would like to come after 6 pm on 12/21

Man: HELLO!!!!!!! When you come?

Emily: My name is…

Man: WHEN YOU COME?

Emily: Decem--

Man: WHAT TIME YOU COME?

Emily: 9 pm.

Man: WHERE YOU FROM?

Emily: America.

Man: OBAMA!!!!

Emily: Yes,

Man: OBAMA WELCOME ANYTIME!

Emily: After 9 pm?

Man: OBAMA!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Grinch

I am unable to look up "Grinch" in most prevailing dictionary (both printed and electronic) but then I google it and find out it's a character in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" created by Dr.Theodor Seuss Geisel and it's been used to describe one who spoils the pleasure of others. Why is a search engine more powerful than Oxford Advanced Dictionary?

The Grinch

I am unable to look up "Grinch" in most prevailing dictionary (both printed and electronic) but then I google it and find out it's a character in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" created by Dr.Theodor Seuss Geisel and it's been used to describe one who spoils the pleasure of others. Why is a search engine more powerful than Oxford Advanced Dictionary?

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Beijing

I really like teaching debate. It's gotten to the point where everyone knows each other, so practices are really fun and we joke around. The students know that we are looking out for their best interests. They're excited about their recently announced scholarships and travel opportunities. I've been selected to teach at a debate workshop in South Korea, and hopefully the students can come with me!

It's funny to call them "students" since at least one is older than me. Debate has opened up some really interesting conversations about democracy, need for free speech, etc. These are the same debates we have in the US and Europe -- with the exception that relatively few people in the West genuinely think that those things aren't fundamental or neccesary. But in China this is a different story. Some of my students think that for China, the priorities are bringing a billion people out of poverty and maintaining stability. They point out success in dictatorial places like Singapore, the failure of the World's largest democracy (India) against corruption, the collectivist nature of Chinese culture. These are not arguments that I haven't heard before, but it's really interesting to hear them from intelligent people who really believe them. It's interesting to hear young people like me defending the practices of their nation, while asking me to do the same about the US.

Chinese education is really focused on rote memorization. People point out how the US is falling way behind Asian countries in math and science-- but this is only measurable on standardized exams. Of *course* Asian countries are doing better -- it's all memorization-based, which works out very well for these exams. After working here, I am less worried about developing nations taking over the West intellectually. Students also lack 'basic' education -- it's all highly specialized. As long as these countries focused on memorization over critical thinking skills, I don't think the West has anything to fear.

This makes debate an especially interesting activity, as students are actually encouraged to have an opinion and use creativity in forming arguments.

While visiting Tianammen, I told a student about how any US citizen could go to the White House and shout "Obama Sucks!" all day long and not get in trouble. She didn't believe it. This is now my dream field trip for my students.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Getting Told off By ESL Students

An email from my student:

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Dearest Buttface,

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/cGciecKdi-g

maybe we can try their training way, what do you think?

hehe~
Dorothy

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Facebook virus and ESL Students


Words

OK so some background before I explain a silly text: Chinese doesn't have designated "name" words. I.e., in English, "John" or "Susan" can only be person's name. In Chinese, a person's name can be any word--but there aren't special "name words". (Shiyuan explains it more here: http://torrentmagazine.wordpress.com/2009/10/11/did-you-say-shy-yan-shu-yen-can-i-just-call-you-sheila/

So, my language partnter's name is "White". I asked her why, and she said it was her favorite color. She then asked me why native english speakers always asked why she had that name. She sort of understands that there's something wierd/funny about it, but she didn't seem to totally understnd my attempt at explaining why it's strange. Anyway, I forgot about last week's language lesson. Tonight, I recieved this text from a strange number:

"Hi Holly! Don't forget language lesson tomorrow. I am White."

This morning, Amy (fellow ETA) found out that she had a facebook virus that posted on friend's walls about some product that was supposed to clean your colon. We're friends with a lot of our ESL students, and some of them were very, very confused.

Teaching English makes you really aware of the language that you are using. The other day, my apartment-mate and fellow ETA Amy, called the music I was listening to "rapster" music. This set off giggling with me and Emily. So Emily and Amy got into an argument about whether or not it was a word. So they looked it up on urban dictionary, and there it was. They submitted an additional entry, which was accepted this evening. This is the email that Emily then sent to Amy, who has already gone to sleep:

"Good morning, sunshine.

I have a feeling that you are going to have a good day. And not only because of the toxins that you cleaned out of your colon yesterday. Check this out:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rapster

That's right baby. We're #1!!!

Sincerely yours,
Future Amy"

Friday, November 13, 2009

Bali, Singapore, Thailand

A lot has happened since I last posted.

I went to Bali for 4 days, and spent a day in Singapore on the way back. Bali was AWESOME. I didn't do the beach/surf thing. I stayed in a home stay in Ubud (cultural center) and stayed really busy. The first day, I took a tour to Tulamben, and went scuba diving for the first time. It is probably the coolest thing that I have ever done. The ocean was so full of life. Approaching the wreck of this ship (USAT Liberty) was amazing. The water is pretty clear; once you are within 50 ft or so you can sense a massive dark shape in front of you. Being able to move so freely in three dimensions is amazing. The ship was covered in rust, corals the size of monster truck tires, neon-colored eels, and brightly colored fish. On our way back to the beach, were were surrounded by a tornado of jack fish trying to confuse a predator. Amazing.

The next day, I hiked a volcano caldera (starting at 3 am to make it up there), and toured a hindu temple, as well as a coffee/spice farm.

One the way back, I met up with Lauryn. We did a lot of tourist-y things, including drinking a Singapore Sling in the place where it was invented, at the Raffles Long Bar.

The next weekend, I went with Amy to Bangkok. On the first day, we took a bike tour of a rural area. This was probably the highlight of the trip. Our guide bought us lotus seeds, green mango, and gelatinous rice cooked in banana leaves on the way out. The rice paddies were really beautiful, and we ate probably the best lunch of the trip at a farmer's house.

The next day, we went to the Bridge over the River Kwai, which had a beautiful war memorial and museum. I bought my dad a hat and a book since he's really into WWII stuff. We were also able to feed a baby leopard by the bridge. We then rode elephants, rafted down a river, visited a beautiful natural waterfall, and went to the tiger temple. The next day, we went to the national palace and different wats.

Bangkok has terrible traffic, and is home to the most vile form of transportation known to man: the tuk-tuk. These are essentially 50cc scooters with a tiny passenger area built on back. They are open air, so the engine exhaust comes right back to hit you. They drive like Kamikaze pilots - incredibly aggressive. Tuk-tuk drivers will always try to lie to you-- to tell you that the places you want ot visit are closed and only open later, or will intentionally give you wrong directions, so that you will take a ride with them instead. They usually take you to a tailor shop or a souvenir shop instead of your destination so they can get a kickback from the owner. They're rude and try to cheat you. Dislike.

So this week I am working here. Next week I'm going to Bangkok for debate, and Beijing the week after. Woohoo!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Emails from my students

"Hi Polly,

OK, we will begin with the numbers and your name. As I will have IELTS test, I think you can help me get prepared with my oral. Actually it's simple, you can just act as my oral test examiner and I talk you some topics. Sometimes I am so nervous facing examiner that I can't speak correctly. Consequently, you can help me get rid of this kind of fear and alter my prounciation. I am a little shy and insufficient of self-confidence.Thank you so much for your help.

:)

White"

Another student:

"hi poole,

i think that it is a bad speech tonight,
excited, cant think when i give out the speech, not fluent, miss many points,

i dont know why. i would try to use another speaking method to present in the next training time
(i cant come in wed )

(actually i want to poing out that the ones who need to pay the tax not only refer to locals, but also tourists.
the obersity problem in tourists give no impact to our society, why should we make a tax from them?)
(the economic section , i am trying to make it easy to understand, so that i provide the example of gold ring and gold necklace,
but i will try to avoid the proper noun using next time)


however, i want to know sth:
1. i am actually know more on contonese debay, i am the member of cantonese debay team.
i know the rule of cantonese debay. till now, i dont really understand the rule of english debay, here are my questions
2. i actually dont know how long should i speak, the time that provide in chinese debay is 4 minutes.
but i learn that it is 7 minutes today =.=
3. there is somone stop the speaker who is speaking? if it happens in the chinese dabay, definitely not =.=
can you tell me more about this rule?
4. will the english debay has a section of Q&A? we call this section 自由辯 or 台下發問. how about english debay?

Friday, October 16, 2009

Quote from Amy:

"Today, I asked my student what the magic word was, and he got really upset and scared, because he thought I was testing him. He said, "I'm sorry! I don't know what it is!" And was really embarrassed.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Debate Tournament

My debaters had their first debate tournament this weekend. I am very proud of them. It's hard to watch people that you have trained competing. I am so much more nervous for them than I am before I give a speech!

There were a lot of humorous one-liners, but I was rolling on the floor for the "This house believes that police officers should not entrap pedophiles" debate. Both teams consistently throughout the round pronounced 'pedophiles' as "Philadelphias".

I started my Mandarin classes last night. The first few days will be terribly boring, as we will be learning the pinyin system. My classmates are quite interesting. One is a helicopter engineer from Finland who flies helicopters for wealthy people between Macau and Hong Kong; another is a Las Vegas transplant (exotic dancer), others are from Japan, Portugal, Mongolia, Brazil, etc. so it's like the UN of language courses. A psychology phD student asked for my help in editing his dissertation, which I am excited about.

Hope all's well wherever you are :)

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Team Building








Smacking the shit out of #23.


The only thing team building exercises ever taught me was the importance of sarcasm, cheating, being inappropriately competitive, and faking injuries.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

Hi Poole

Today I sent a student an email with feedback from a debate. He responded, "Hi Poole". In China, people refer to each other by their last names. So cute.

My heart melt.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Senado Square

Decorataions in mid-autumn festival in Senado square


ETA's hanging out in the Casino Career Center


Amy tried on a Tibetan hat

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Address

Rua Pedro Coutinho, no. 27, Ed. “Queen’s Court”, 11-D
Macau, Macau

Viscious

You have to watch out, sometimes they just jump out and attack you




Monday, September 7, 2009

Language barrier

I carry this piece of paper around at all times, in case I should happen upon a boba tea stand.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Fireworks

I met up with the ETAs, Carol, Azita, Tom, and David for dinner at a famous Macanese place. Then, we watched fireworks from a terrace at U Mac, where we were joined by Austin and Kendra (HK ETA).











Wednesday, September 2, 2009
















Gardenia in the Protestant cemetary
Golden Lotus Statue commemorating Macau's return to China

Austin and Susan on the Star Ferry in Victoria Harbor

HK skyline from Victoria Harbor

Protestant Cemetary tombstone with gardenias

Saturday, August 29, 2009


Macau ETAS group shot







Hong Kong, view from Mt. Victoria










Dim Sum In Hong Kong; a train of mango pudding

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Monday, August 17, 2009

Arrival

Macao is very hot (90 degrees) and high humidity (90%), and we live on a steep hill. After a few minutes walking around, we are absolutely covered in sweat and very tired.

Journey begins at 10:40 at DFW airport. The flight to LAX was 3 hours. American Airlines is terrible and was by far the most uncomfortable part of my trip.And, they lost my bag. I took EVA air to Taipei, which was a 13 hour flight. It was actually quite enjoyable, especially if you are used to the terrible service and cramped conditions on domestic flights. I had plenty of space, lots of in-flight entertainment. The meals were actually pretty good, and you could ask for cup noodles if you got hungry. I landed in Taipei early in the morning their time. I then took a flight to Macau, which was 1.5 hours. I bought some duty-free make-up on the plane. I met fellow ETAs Austin (from Pitzer), Susan, and Jen in the customs line.

We were met by Erica Hashiba from MPI, and Eve from UM. They had prepared little care packages with snacks and travel maps for us, and bottled water, which was was very thoughtful. We took the bus back to UM, where I am staying. Since I didn't have much information prior to leaving, I was happy to find such nice accomodations. We had a/c, with sheets and towels provided, and a kitchen with a hot pot and fridge.

Macao is very hot (90 degrees), humid (90%), and we live on a hill. It's a tropical city, with these giant snails that come on the sidewalk at night. Every morning, we see poor little crushed slugs on the concrete where they have been stepped on. The outdoors are not very comfortable, and we are always tired and covered in sweat. We walk through a sketchy junkyard as a shortcut.

The four of us explored a bit that day and went to lunch. That night, Austin and I walked around went to the Venetian on the Cotai strip. We decided to go bungee jumping off of the Macau tower sometime in the next year. I love how there are so many boba tea places on the street. Macau has the highest population density of any place on the planet. It reminds me a little bit of Manhattan.

Macau is made up of the Macau peninsula, and then Taipa and Coloane islands. Taipa and Coloane have been connected by a patch of reclaimed land which is now called the Cotai strip, which is where the newer Casinos are.

I have been completley overcome by how big the casinos are; the scale is enormous. So much bigger than Vegas.

The next day, I met two of my MPI etas, Amy and Emily. All of us met up with two UM students for a tour. We saw the ruins of St. Pauls cathedral, a 17th century Portugeuse church of which only the facade and crypt remain. It's quite interesting and beautiful to see this moss-covered, medieval looking church facade emerging on a hill from the buzz and overwhelming density of a Chinese city, flush with people, a strange language, and undecipherable street signs. I purchased a cell phone, and felt a little less lost.

Today, we had quite a full day. We had "survival cantonese" lessons, lessons on cultural norms, lesson planning, etc. We met up with many UM people and had excellent Thai food. Luckily for us, the cost of living is much lower than in the states, and the meal was ~ 7 per person. I had breakfast with Amy the other day, and we had sandwiches, a sweet bun, hot tea, and coffee for $4 for both of us. I love that we automatically get hot tea at every restaurant we go to.

Now we are in a small cafe, with excellent sweet rolls and espresso, and Portugeuse-speaking baristas. I love the fusion and dichotomy of old-European and new Asian culture. The architecture, food, etc. really offer the best of both worlds.

Love, hpoole

Friday, June 19, 2009

Departure date will be around August 12th. Stay tuned...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Macau Polytechnic Institute

I found out today that I will be working at Macau Polytechnic Institute on the peninsula of Macau (Macau is made up of the peninsula and the two islands). I am really excited, but there is a lot left to do. My doctor accidently wrote down that I tested positive for tuberculosis in the past (err, no black lung here) and so now I have to get a chest x-ray.

There is a 15 hour time difference between Los Angeles and Macau.

Irony

Fulbright Fellows on English Teaching Assistantship grants in Macau are prohibited from entering any gambling facilities in the territory (including casinos, horse race tracks, and dog race tracks) during the terms of their awards. Any violation of this rule may result in the immediate revocation of the Fulbright Award.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Notification

After stalking the postman for four months, I have my letter in my hot little hand. I have been selected for a Fulbright to Macao in 2009-2010. I will be teaching English and working on a couple of projects: one is to start a debate league, and the second is to studying cultural perceptions of risk taking in casinos.

When I got the letter, I was expecting rejection; my heart skipped a beat when I felt that it was multiple pages thick. When I opened it, the medical papers fell out, and I really just lost it. So much for studying!

I'm currently paying ridiculous amounts of money to be medically certified to go...

:)